Shit Off

Competition to assess who can shit the fastest

"Gonna have a shit off to see who gets the US presidency job"

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

off the rock

1. A desire by a person that lives on an island to take a vacation away from said island.
2. To leave an island residence for the main land because of an overwhelming need to be off the island.

I haven't left Key West in years, I need to off the rock for awhile.

by Yogi Donnie January 9, 2009

Nobbing off

When I man pleasures himself, often using his right hand in a up an downward motion

Shaun Ainsworth was Nobbing off in class

by Lesie Greach October 11, 2005

twacking off

when you are on a stimulant such as Meth or Adderall and your sex drive is making you so horny you decide to jack off but you take longer to achieve an orgasm because of the shrinkage involved with using an amphetamine

i took a second adderall on accident and was so horny i was twacking off and it took me three hours to cum

by man in yellow hat October 15, 2009

Sack off

a game that is played to claim a victor. this usually comes after a disagreement between two or more people. to preform this game all players must first have a sack(burlap will work) than a sack master, so there is no dispute to who is the winner, must clear the sack path and ready the participants for action. when the game is stared the participants jump in their sack to a set point all pushing and shoving is allowed. weapons are prohibited

dude 1: i can't believe you had sex with my girl
dude 2: well i think it was ok because she wanted my cock
dude 1: fuck you its a sack off now bitch
dude 2: ill fuck you up like i fucked your girl

by Auguy21 April 20, 2010

Fuck Off

When someone is really being a bitch and you want them to go away

Fuck Off M8

by Yea Boi Skinny Penis January 6, 2018

Milk Off

When a male ejaculates after a month or more of sexual abstinence and his semen flows without cessation from his penis as if he were pouring milk from a container. That’s “milking off”.

Damn, that woman is beautiful from head to toe. I would sure like to milk off in that ass!

Shorty got a bangin' body and a pretty face! I'll milk off and let her have my baby.

by $P$P$ January 12, 2009