John P'ing

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges

I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing

by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

john rudolph

An amazing leader and not a followe

Mr.Rodolph is c is John Rudolph

by LOGAN 1995 October 5, 2017

John Mock

The only poor mock banished to northern England by Thomas mock. He will return.

That man is just like John mock. Means they are poor

by Pastakatt June 18, 2022

John Bridges

a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.

I am a John Bridges because i never do my homework

by John Bridges 123 February 4, 2020

John P

A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.

"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"

by Ashley knode May 28, 2020

The John Denver

A drink for the elite class, the John Denver is not for the light hearted or weak livered. The drink consists of a Super Troopers inspired maple syrup chug, followed immediately by a shotgunned beer.

Dude, i did three John Denvers last night. I need to go to the hospital and get checked for diabetes because of The John Denver.

by I am all that is man May 3, 2014

John Marquez

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.

Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!

by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022