When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022
Get the Shit bastard retardmug. 1.A person who thinks slow and can't talk really good and it's stupid! Not funny
2.A person who has a hairstyle of a "footballer" and thinks only for Clash Royale,FIFA and football.He also make fun of how long is your hair or if your a male and wear pink clothes.They are normally from 7 to 13 years old Watch your back they will waste your life
2.A person who has a hairstyle of a "footballer" and thinks only for Clash Royale,FIFA and football.He also make fun of how long is your hair or if your a male and wear pink clothes.They are normally from 7 to 13 years old Watch your back they will waste your life
Retard:Hey you play Clash Royale?
Me:Nope,This game sucks
Retard:What arena are you?
Me:I just said that I don't play this cancer!!
Retard:Well you are a fucking idiot faggot bitch with long hair
Me:Yeah ok idgaf go away
Me:Nope,This game sucks
Retard:What arena are you?
Me:I just said that I don't play this cancer!!
Retard:Well you are a fucking idiot faggot bitch with long hair
Me:Yeah ok idgaf go away
by Hsijzba August 12, 2017
Get the Retardmug. 
When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
Get the Time Retardationmug. by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016
Get the retarded dogemug. When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020
Get the Retarded Rim Jobmug. An adjective that was originally just a synonym for slow. In the 20th century the word was used in the term mentally retarded, a broad term used to describe people with mental handicaps. Because of this, the word became strongly associated with mental disability. As time passed, people began using the word Retarded to describe people, places or things that they found dumb or unappealing. Later on, the use of the word became considered offensive or taboo by many people, because of it's association with mental disabilities.
1. The tempo of the music slows down at measure 80. Make sure that that section is retarded when you play it.
2. Gerald is mentally retarded, he needs extra help to acquire life skills.
3. You put a fork in the microwave? Are you retarded?
4. It's retarded that I have to pay sales taxes in Washington even though I am an Oregon Resident.
2. Gerald is mentally retarded, he needs extra help to acquire life skills.
3. You put a fork in the microwave? Are you retarded?
4. It's retarded that I have to pay sales taxes in Washington even though I am an Oregon Resident.
by garblebutt June 17, 2020
Get the Retardedmug.