New Providence 

A small, middle-class, suburbian town in Northern New Jersey. New Providence lives in the shadow of neighboring towns Chatham and Summit. The kids at the high school are usually ignorant douchebags who know nothing about anything outside the shithole they call a town. Although there are exceptions, the guys at the high school think their hot shit but the reality is that they get their asses handed to them in almost every way possible. To make up for these deficiencies, they all like to show off their "hot rods". I hate to be the one who tells them this but that's not gonna get you anywhere buds. The girls at New Providence arent much better. Again there are exceptions, but for the most part they are artifically tanned orange pieces of mass who could care less about anything other than their skin tone. Their academics are on the decline and their sports teams are incredibly average, continually getting their asses kicked by rival, Governor Livingston of Berkely Heights. I don't even go there or live in Berkely Heights. There is nothing to do in town but hang outside CVS and Blockbuster in the Village Shopping Center or get stoned outside Friendly's. There are very few places to eat, and with the exception of Coppola's which does have extraordinary pizza, the majority of the food cannot be digested. To sum it all up, New Providence is an uncultured town that shouldn't even be compared to its neighbors Summit, Chatham and Berkely Heights (again I do not live in any of these places).

Teacher: Billy do you know the answer to this question?
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.

New Providence by It's So True September 11, 2008

New England Patriots 

the best football team in the world who wins the superbowl every year. they also piss of pussies from philadelphia who are just jealous because philly has not won a championship in a wicked long time.

The patriots are still the best team.

New England Patriots by beantown April 26, 2005

new metal 

Kids that are often dressed in repulsive ways.
( Naruto headbands, linty black shirts, out of style beanies, anything on the clearance rack at hot topic, mainstream movie t's.)Usually very obnoxious and loud.
Tend to draw anime or "gore" pictures and have a mad obsession with wolves or vampires.
They also seem to play so many RPGs they forget how to act in reality and seem incredibly stupid to the people around them.

Occasionaly wear saggy clothes, like tripp pants and massive black hoodies. They like to settle in groups with other new metal kids and walk together in a huge posse disturbing the society around them.

New Metal kids also tend to be fat, smelly, and stalkerish.
May try to follow the trend " scene kids " but fail miserably, and think that pocky is the best thing to hit the planet.

You can commonly hear new metal kids coming from a distance away because of the sound of their chains on their pants, and like to wear shoes that are too thick for them, and if none of those the smell will definatley warn others.

Some often wear messenger bags so low that they walk crooked and have greasy/ oily hair.

" Dude. That kid is so new metal.."
" Who Jasmin? I know! She's gross."
" Her tripp pants are too short they look like highwaters."

" Check out my new shirt! "
" Ew.. Did you get that off the clearance rack at hot topic? It's linty! "
" Oh.. Um.. Yea.. I don't havea lint roller."
" .. You're so new metal."

new metal by Grrrace January 30, 2008

New Egypt

better known as NE to anyone who lives there, is the smallest town you've ever seen, that no one knows exists in Central Jersey, and where no one understands why anyone would voluntarily move there. A town that is over-run by dirty mexicans and pot smoking highschoolers. Where the only exciting thing to do is go to Six Flags Great Adventure (GA, to the locals). And where your children are more likely to do drugs than if you lived in the hood. 'Town' and 'The Well' are the central hang outs of NE. New Egypt is the town where everybody knows everyones business, and where people thrive on rumors. New Egyptians will complain continually about how boring and gay it is, but once they leave will defend it to the death. Almost every New Egyptian will be mistaken for being from actual Egypt, at least twice in their lifetime. Better known as 'hickville.'

Joey: 'Hey, where are you from?'
Mike: 'New Egypt.'
Joey: 'YOU CAME ALL THE WAY FROM EGYPT?!'

'You're from New Egypt? You must be a druggie.'

New Egypt by xxshwangxcore. June 19, 2008

new york

Urban epicenter of the universe and best gay scene in the world. Trashy,clubby,elegant,funky, and a social hotch potch of humanity. Most cultured city in America and the pulse of the universe.

New York is a movie set and everyone is an actor

new york by London to Tokyo to Madrid November 7, 2003

New Mexico 

1. To miss easy free throws
2. To screw up an easy chance at something

1. Damn, how did Gilbert Arenas new mexico those free throws! They lost bc of him
2. Yo, you shoulda hooked up with that hott chick, she wanted it. You totally new mexicoed it.

New Mexico by Chicaaago Ditka August 11, 2006

New Jersey Double Down 

The New Jersey Double Down is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a KFC double down and putting it into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "New Jersey" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Double Down'" the female who has recieved the KFC Double Down. In New Jersey, you see, good old white boys, when bored, would fuck any girl that moves including the delicious KFC double down (Which your life fully sucks when you dont try it so stop reading this and go to Kentucky Fried Chicken right now and try it instead of wasting your pointless lives) To properly perform the New Jersey Double Down follow-up procedure, one must take a nice fresh hot KFC double down onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs the colonel sauce in which that explode out all over her (including her nipples). By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully New Jersey Double Downing the girl... repeating, naturally.

Yo guys! Did you see that hot ass girl Kim lately? Man, i just want to give her the New Jersey Double Down.

New Jersey Double Down by jupaoflam December 11, 2010