Monster

Someone who continually chats up females around the work area, particularly when they are older or younger than them.

That Jamie is a total monster

by markoz December 16, 2007

Monster Ballzack

N. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, Midori, sweet and sour, with a splash of lemon lime soda.

"I think I will enjoy a nice big monster ballzack tonight with dinner."

by Biskithedd January 13, 2009

Monetary acquisition

The act of purchasing an item

"See all those sweet skateboard decks? Those were smart monetary acquisitions my friend."

by The Amazing David January 13, 2009

mongtastic

an IRC channel with a group of friends on it.

hey were you on mongtastic?

by Duanetje October 6, 2008

Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 7, 2009

monster gringe

when someone drinks monster nonstop all day

my friend dave went on a monster gringe and couldnt stop jumping around

by Dave Crane February 23, 2009

monster chugger

(n)
A very hardcore and conceited person who drinks at least two monsters a day. They are usually douchebags who are extremely athletic and energetic. They view themselves as the coolest most awesome people on the planet. They constantly have energy and usually die at a young age due to the large intake of chemicals. Most monster chuggers are extremly manly and don't shower often. They also have heavily gelled spiky hair and only wear shorts and sweatpants.

" Dude thats your seventh monster, your becoming a monster chugger this needs to stop."

by d'naal December 29, 2009