A boy who acts hard to get but in reality just has a massive ego, annoying kids who are slightly younger than him see him as a king. Jake is someone who wears the same thing every day, and loves to be the best at everything. He is annoying but sometimes has a nice side to him.
Jake sucks balls
Jake sucks balls
by Laughinglittleblonde April 5, 2024
Get the Jakemug. jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.
by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018
Get the jakemug. a smelly little nonce who you will find outside your local primary school looking at childrens toenails.
Person 1: wow, theres a guy outside of the local primary school
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
by yournan12333 November 8, 2017
Get the jake thorntonmug. by Picklejuice24 January 13, 2023
Get the Jakemug. by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019
Get the jake camponellamug. Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.
Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
by Israel D. January 29, 2025
Get the Jakemug. Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021
Get the Jakemug.