Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Jerry Jonesing

To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.

Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!

by kmillertime August 7, 2014

Indiana Jonesed

When a person is sucking their thumb in their sleep, and you successfully replace their thumb with your dong without waking them.

My girlfriend was sleeping with her thumb in her mouth so I Indiana Jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend February 27, 2016

barnaby jonesed

When do some detective work. I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend

I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend

by Neener09 July 29, 2017

Sebastian Jönestig

Awesome dude, he is good at games and can play every character ever.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.

1 Guy: Did you see that Sebastian Jönestig in Overwatch?
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...

by เซบาสเตียน March 20, 2018

A jonesy

An incredibly stupid decision or somthing that makes no sense at all so bad it's like 1 + 1 = 33 when somthing is so rediculus you can't find a word to describe it It's a jonesy

Oh my wtf is he thinking he must be doing a jonesy

Is that the dumbest thing you have ever seen

Yes it's a jonesy for sure

My god that is so thick it's a jonesy

by We love bondy December 9, 2018

Jim Jonesed

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.

Hey they just got the JAB. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed

by Jobesd July 28, 2021