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elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023
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Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 29, 2010
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golden reservoir

Pissing over top of someone but them not getting wet. Pissing in a bottle laying sideways on top rack.
I was top rack had to piss so I golden reservoired in a bottle
by 8008132 April 27, 2023
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golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023
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Golden Pi

When a picture frame that depicts the number π or pi-related items has its length to its width in the ratio (1 + √5)/2 : 1.
The postmodern artist of “Golden Pi” decided to affix a smaller painting underneath it as an explanatory note to the larger one.
by Fasters June 22, 2022
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golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.
After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.
by ZiegZeon September 5, 2017
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