When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
by SEM11 August 8, 2022
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“Can I have a hug”
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“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
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“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
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by Nocappaslack May 9, 2022
Get the International Free hugs from Hector day mug.Being THOUGHT FREE would mean a state when you are devoid of any thought. This is what all serious followers of spiritualism would strive to achieve. This is different from being Thoughtless which has a negative meaning.
As I suffer from prostrate gland enlargement, I need to visit toilet often at night and being almost alwaysTHOUGHT FREE I return to bed from toilet and immediately and effortlessly fall to deep sleep.
by Shrimanmanna April 8, 2021
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Hym "This is not free nor has it ever been free. After they began to use my work (Specifically The Joker and Goblin Slayer) I stated explicitly that I was fine with my work being used and the contract was thus: You can use my work as much as you want so long as I get the credit and the money for AI. In using my work to create AI you agree to the terms of service. In failing to adequately credit or pay me for my contributions to AI you are in breach of the payments clause. The AI will do more for anyone and everyone than any charitable donations. No there is no one who deserves money more than me and the people who already have it deserve it LESS because they have done LESS."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.
Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.
-Cheap person:
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:
“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”
*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
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Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:
“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:
“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”
*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
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Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:
“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.
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3.) hey stinky girls
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