Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 13, 2024

eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.

After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.

by snotty monkey February 26, 2010

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

a cool egg

THE MOST FUCKING COOL EGG GIVE HIM SMOKE HE’LL SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AND EGG😤😤😤

*Guy 1* Yoo I heard you wear a cool egg
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A

by A cool egg March 19, 2019

Egg

An alternative way to spell “teefumz “
The incarnation of Humpty Dumty!!

Actually looks like and egg and fell off her chair

“Here comes the egg”

“Here comes teafumes”

That’s terrifying😰

by _uglytrashhh April 16, 2021

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

Eggs in Eggs

It's the best, amazing, awesome, it's all good - let's get it.

It's going to be a good week. Eggs in eggs, let's go!!!

We've got this, team—eggs in eggs!

by HeardInNOLA April 7, 2021