by Hillary Clinton 6969 July 22, 2024
Get the Donald Trumpmug. British guy: I have the Donald mumps.
German guy: So do I.
Australian guy: Me too.
Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.
Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.
German guy: So do I.
Australian guy: Me too.
Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.
Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald mumpsmug. by anonymous October 10, 2022
Get the Mc Donalds ball pitmug. The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.
If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024
Get the Donald von Shitsinpantzmug. Trump attacking Iran's nuclear baaww was the right thing to do, to prevent them from storing nukes in there. Iran made a deal to reduce it's nuclear facilities in 2003, so I'd say Donald Trump did them quite a big favour by quite literally doing that.
by UltimateDoge June 22, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. Donald is a man who is in control of everything he does. It's almost impossible to catch him off guard. From simple board games to complex situations his intelligence makes him able to defeat any enemy. Aside from that he can be caring and soft when he opens up to you. He works hard and makes a mean blueberry pie. He is so good chess.
Person: I challenge you to chess!
Donald: Sure
Person: I wont lose I really smart
Donald: whatever you say
2 minutes later person loses
Donald: Good game
Donald: Sure
Person: I wont lose I really smart
Donald: whatever you say
2 minutes later person loses
Donald: Good game
by PFGVdcsxza March 31, 2022
Get the Donaldmug. Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald Stumpedmug.