Merrimack College 

A small school in Massachusetts. A division 2 school, except in hockey. The hockey team always gets crushed by whoever they play, except in recent years.

So I heard you are going to Merrimack College. Ok, just so you know, the hockey team will probably start losing again in the next couple years.

Merrimack College by HockeyEastFan12 April 22, 2013

mount holyoke college 

A highly respected womens' college in Western Massachusetts. The atmosphere can be quite depressing at times and the workload is oppressive. Much like a womens' prison, MHC is known to produce an unusual amount of lesbians and bisexuals. UMass males are generally considered as below standards, Hampshire boys don't bathe, and Amherst men snub their noses at...pretty much everyone. The only way for a MHC student to get a man is IMPORT!!

Me: Dude! You slept with her?! I thought you were straight!

Friend: Mount Holyoke College has no penis, I had to make do!

mount holyoke college by StraightMoHo February 18, 2008

Stockton Riverside College 

Stockton Riverside College is next to a big brown river the called the Tees that river runs in Stockton-on-Tees!, Stockton-on-Tees is in Teesside!, Teesside is full of townie fucks, Teesside is in the North East of England, England is a small island full of Townie Fucks, This small part of island is in the UK, the UK has England, Wales, scotland and Northern Ireland and Gay Ireland south of Northern Ireland, the UK is in Europe which has France, Germany, Spain and you get the idea now! lol

Stockton Riverside College is a College in the UK! lol

Stockton Riverside College by James "Mr X" Smith January 17, 2004

ur mom goes to college 

1. A diss used as a lame comeback.

Person A: Have a nice trip? See ya next fall!
Person B: Ur mom goes to college.

ur mom goes to college by Seren Ilene November 1, 2007

Durban Girls' College 

Steeped in elaborate traditions, with a passionate and powerful old girls guild; Durban Girls' College has proven to be the hallmark of world class education and the go-to school for the rich and powerful, new and old-monied, high society families who wish to give their daughters - an education.

Cultural Reference:

For american readers, DGC is a school that has a social culture and atmosphere among its student body that is as vibrant and elite as Nightingale-Bramford School and Convent of the Scared Heart in UES Manhattan. The tuition of Durban Girls' College is relatively akin to these aforementioned schools as well.

Common "College Girl" Traits:

Developing Exclusionary slang eg. George

- Used to describe any pronunciation or grammatical error spoken by faculty or students. Originated from a particular Zulu teacher who would often provide DGC girls with much amusement with her native accent.

I'm from Durban Girls' College.

Durban Girls' College by DGCgossipgirl_Followmexoxo June 10, 2011

saint andrew's college 

Best boy school in all of Canada. Boys that goes there have great respect for women, they are cute as hell, responsible, smart, nice, polite and the list goes on and on. Also SAC is very big, they have the best facilities such as different sports' fields, which are open for all students all day. Their rival school is definitely UCC or as we call them Useless chubby chickens. People who go to UCC are so arrogant, so full of themselves and yet they suck.

Girl #1: Woah did you see that dude that just walked by?
Girl #2: I bet he goes to Saint Andrew's College

saint andrew's college by dab dab January 5, 2017

Emerson College 

An institution of higher learning that features a shitty cafeteria, hands-off proffesors, and more homosexual girls and boys per square inch than previously thought possible by this definition writer.

Steve: You suck! I fucked your mom!
Dan: You know what, Steve?
Steve: What?
Dan: You belong at Emerson College.

Emerson College by x May 13, 2005