weave boner 

When one lone piece of weave is erect

Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.

weave boner by swervetoomuch May 30, 2014

Vocal Boner 

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.

Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.

Vocal Boner by rathergethead June 14, 2014

Subconscious Boner Syndrome 

When you have a boner at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can't get rid of it as a result of subconscious sexual thoughts. When you try to distract yourself from sexual thoughts in order to lose the boner, sexual hallucinations only worsen. As a result, the boner only stays longer and you have no power over it.

John: "Man, I was in class today and I got this huge boner and all of a sudden, I could only think about sex! I hope no one saw it."

Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"

Subconscious Boner Syndrome by joshpicillo January 11, 2015

cleveland boner 

n., The act of shoving a handful of garbage from a nearby dumpster into your pants, then stomping into the club like WASSUP.

Even though the trash holding it together was rotting away, his cleveland boner rages on.

cleveland boner by tsksss April 5, 2015

Pwner Boner 

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

Pwner Boner by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 15, 2015

everlasting boner 

A boner that simply just wont go down

"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner

everlasting boner by BigBlackClock6969 November 4, 2015

panda boner 

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food

"Dude I have a major panda boner"

panda boner by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015