Potato

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

Angela is the biggest potato I know.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Potato

1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.

2. To describe poor quality.

1. "Dude I look like such a potato."

2. "What did you film this on? A potato?"

by BallShifter January 21, 2017

Potato

It’s not a potato

The potato died

by Pleasegivemehaapple October 5, 2018

Potato

When you are so bad at the game you are like a potato playing a video game

You are such a potato at this game

by Battlefallout4 March 20, 2019

potato

ACCORDING TO JOHN CENA'S LAW YOU HAVE TOO EAT POTATOES

POTATOOOOOOO!!!

by JOHN CENNNNAAAA POTATOOOOO January 4, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022