The five esses

Sometimes somethings seem sortove strange

Wow wasn’t she acting weird…I replied it’s the five esses…

by Siftech September 16, 2023

Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.

Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

Alive Five Bag

When your five bag of smack grows legs and runs away

Is that an alive five bag beating up a homeless guy?

by Ikillpoorpeople November 5, 2019

The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.

Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.

by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020

five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020

Five nights at freddys

a game where when you die, you have the temp to throw your device across the room. Or, you just try again like a boring person

Me: Ugh I died!

*throws device across room*
Parent: Why did you do that?!
Me: Oh, I just died in five nights at freddys.

by bas!c b!n December 4, 2020