European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.

Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.

by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021

The freight train

The freight train is when your having sex in a car, you put the girls head in the window but not to the point where it chokes her, ass in seat, then you put a cigarette with duct tape around her mouth, then every time the male thrusts, smoke comes out of her nose like a freight train

Harrison "dude did you have sex with that girl last night?"

Joe "yeah we did the freight train man"

by Voteless BTW June 18, 2025

Train

I like trains 👁️👄👁️

Person 1: oh look a train!
Person 2: oh wow!!!
Pet 1: *gets run over by train*
Person 1: I- jErRoD? :(
Person 2: are you talking about the jErRoD from your new boyfriend by wilbur soot-?
Person 1: no bitch in talking about my damn pet.
Person 2: oh.

by ..Cloud.9.. March 7, 2021

Train

Basically 3somes, 4somes, etc. A group of people fucking one person which means that ONE person got a TRAIN ran on them.

"Ayee you remember Bailey? Me and my homeboys ran a train on her ass" "Well shit ain't no telling who the daddy is now" "I know it ain't me, I nutted on her face" *both laughs hysterically*

by thebitchthatfaughtbaileyscuzzo December 22, 2018

Train

A bunch of carriages coupled together, traditionally with a locomotive at one end. All you need to know is that you are duct taped to the tracks and one of those 600 tonne motherfuckers is coming. No matter what you think, you are in a simulation, and are being euthanised by the agency in real life. Don't believe me? Shove your head into your phone screen to pop out into the real world.

Haha loser you banged your head 😏

Person 1: Bruv you boutta get smashed by dat train right over dere

Person 2: Man what are you on, there isn't gonna be a train for days-*horn sound followed by squealing brakes and smash noise*

by PavlovA_YT May 2, 2025

Adam Train

Adam Train (noun) – When the ride is long, powerful, and doesn’t stop until all stations have been thoroughly serviced.

“I hopped on the Adam Train and my thighs are still in recovery.” -Rae

by Adam long-John Smith August 13, 2025