that moment when you have an erection and everyone is aware, your dick is yelling bitch and fuck while your trying to hide it.
by Javier Lindo Joiner November 28, 2020

•Thomas is average femboy 🤓.
•lover of cubes.
•will have sex with a cat if given a chance.
•is a dream stans.
•is a hypocrite.
•lover of cubes.
•will have sex with a cat if given a chance.
•is a dream stans.
•is a hypocrite.
by Thomas Gregory January 27, 2024

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡
by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

A bitch ass mf, tall asf but also a D1 freshman fucker. Always glazing this his father Stryker. He also a fuk nigga
by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

Thomas is a really cool dude. He’s mad sexy, crazy smart, and super funny,but he has one flaw.
He loves making out with girls, but he HATES talking to them. Sometimes I sit there and I’m like. “ Thomas what are you doing making out with that girl. You’ve only been dating her for like 2 days and you haven’t even talked.”
This flaw is in a lot of Thomas’s that I know. Thomas is very Italian and that makes him sexy. Italian people especially, Thomas, are just naturally attractive and intelligent.
But other than that he’s s cool guy, loves Italian sausage especially from Dante’s deli, and is crazy hot. Overall Thomas is great.
He loves making out with girls, but he HATES talking to them. Sometimes I sit there and I’m like. “ Thomas what are you doing making out with that girl. You’ve only been dating her for like 2 days and you haven’t even talked.”
This flaw is in a lot of Thomas’s that I know. Thomas is very Italian and that makes him sexy. Italian people especially, Thomas, are just naturally attractive and intelligent.
But other than that he’s s cool guy, loves Italian sausage especially from Dante’s deli, and is crazy hot. Overall Thomas is great.
That guy is so hot, but he’s been making out with that weird girl all day that he doesn’t even know. They haven’t even talked. He’s definitely a Thomas.
by Jaggymcjagger99 September 12, 2018

A bitch ass hoe con artist that doesn’t pay for his kids broke ass nigger that likes to spend all his money on feeding himself dates a red head bitch that’s ugly as fuck and says she can have kids but she can’t favorites his son over his daughter and left after she was born then came back when he saw that she was going to be better then his son that is taking after him and she is very independent
by Regayboiii April 28, 2020

Noun -
-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought
- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought
- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
by THEAAAAAASSSSS December 11, 2019
