Fake Chickening

The act of shoving an egg in one’s ass and then shitting it into one’s partners mouth

“I was disappointed when the egg cracked in my ass when me and Julia were Fake Chickening”

by Pillowcase76 June 13, 2022

fake

a friend that writes and practices her/his scripts every night before they talk to you the next day

what a fake bitch..............

by gmoney100 April 6, 2022

Fake

Fake can be described as Jordan or Savannah. They are the ones that lie and can be straight bitches. They are the pettiest of the petty and give you migraines with their terrible comebacks. They bore everybody and only befriend more fake people. Petty. Petty. Petty.

"Today Jordan and Savannah followed me to my class and talk crap about me"
"Probably only for attention"
"I know it is just annoying"
"Their fake don't let it get to you"

by dangitscooper May 2, 2019

World fake friend day

A day to give a shout out to a fake friend and call them out.

Time to give kez a shout out on being a fake friend since it is World fake friend day

by Appreciation💕 October 28, 2021

fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019

fake ni🅱️🅱️a

When a ni🅱️🅱️a be hatin’ on stg, then denying it later

-Gábor is a fake ni🅱️🅱️a.

-Why, what did he do?
-He hated on the Queen concert, then he told Lewa he liked it.

-Then he is one fake ass ni🅱️🅱️a

by Gucci Cannibal November 14, 2017

FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020