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Fuck me

Me: -Fuck me!
You: -Hell yeah!!
by Sheisnotme January 10, 2021
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Fuck

1.have sex with (someone)
2.ruin or damage (something)
by I Love The Porn Hub Intro November 18, 2020
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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
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Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!
"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"
by __baka_ November 30, 2018
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Face Fuck

when one lesbian/bisexual is gentle but rapidly sticking her tongue inside her beautiful partner vagina
Yesterday night I face fucked my girlfriend in our bed”
by lovergirl696 November 23, 2020
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FUCK IT ALLL

"FUCK IT ALLLLLLLLLLL"
-Elsa
by dfhgjpdfojh;dsfhkfh,fd October 21, 2021
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fucking jackass

Shrek:
No, my swamp
Donkey:
Our swamps
Shrek:

Fucking Jackass
by xxxkillerspreexxx July 19, 2020
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