a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Fucks

Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks

“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”

“It fucks!”

by Bexar210 July 7, 2021

Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.

Wow, simone and valerio are fuck tards

by Mackol December 2, 2019

Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,

*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

“Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.

by Swifte69 February 17, 2024

fuck

a word that can be use in every fucking thing you say.

fucking hell motherfucker fucking bitch

by yoloyman 2222 June 4, 2023

Planck fuck

The smallest possible unit of giving a fuck—an indivisible quantum of concern. Analogous to the Planck length in physics, it's the theoretical minimum amount of care one can give before it ceases to exist entirely.

“I don’t give a single Planck fuck what you think.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”

by TT126 July 1, 2025

fucking dead

when someone dies what did u think.

Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*

by esckey123 March 15, 2023