Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

fuck/you

Pronouns used by incredibly lonely individuals, to the point where they use inanimate objects to replace human connections.

"hey do you know kyle"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"

by casey.gardner March 16, 2022

Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

fuck

1. fuck is a fucking word that can be fucking used in every fucking sentence
2.an fucking expression to show how fucking mad you are, like gordam ramsay

gordon ramsay-"This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off."

by someone that i use to notknow December 14, 2023

Shut the fuck up

A phrase you can text to people that put their urban dictionary name in their instagram story and get a sense of accomplishment from stangers typing dumb shit into an open online dictionary.

just please shut the fuck up for the love of god make it stop there are people yelling my name from inside the walls

by Der Darmwanderer.ch November 24, 2021

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

fucking fuckerson

derived from the ancient word fuck, a song lyric that means i did not subscribed to a person

I did not fucking fuckerson G-man

by saopsaopsaopasop January 19, 2022