Mumen Egg fart

Someone who ate eggs earlier today and farted it out and it smells like shitty ass eggs

Mumen ate eggs and he had a egg fart (Mumen Egg fart)

by Leonardosssss September 18, 2023

Egg Boss

Egg Boss is mad, he is going to queef all over you

OMG ITS EGG BOSS WE FINNA GET QUEEFED ON

by Egg Boss February 10, 2023

egg bank

female counterpart to "sperm bank"

My uncle went to the egg bank to get some eggs for his desperate wife.

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by June 30, 2024

suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 16, 2021

Lover's Egg Roll

When you wrap your dick in rice paper and dunk it in duck sauce.

My girl wanted Chinese food so I gave her a "lover's egg roll".

by Kokus_Wild March 02, 2024

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023