meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Edu-waffle

The use of trendy and emotive language in educational contexts to convey or describe otherwise normal, expected and mundane occurrences. Often used to virtue signal and gain validation.

Edu-waffle: "What stood out most was the way Paul spoke about putting children at the heart of every decision, and the deep, intentional leadership they've cultivated. High standards, but always deeply relational."

Reality: Paul is fulfilling the basic criteria within his job role.

by MrTeacherMan May 9, 2025

waffled his copter

a sexual position!
what a couple does to have fun

she waffled his copter all night long

by dillon dibble July 30, 2007

Blended Waffle

A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.

Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?

by BongooCatt December 18, 2021

Waffled

When you buzz your ass off of dip and can barely walk and see.

Bro i was dipping Copenhagen long cut and got waffled. Bro Austin was waffled.

by Bigdaddy692001 January 3, 2021

red waffle

A menstrual pad

I need to change my red waffle

by kur40 July 20, 2017

Pot waffle

Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.

Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.

by Catsweaters5 April 29, 2016