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Charlotte hot waffle

son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket
Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.

mexican trunk waffle 

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest
we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

nigga nigga waffle house 

a word to describe anyone or anything
“yo i just got a new cart it’s so nigga nigga waffle house
or
you look good asf in that outfit, slay nnwh”

Black Belgium Waffle Kid

Used to describe a black kid made out of Belgium waffles. In Belgium, waffles are used to fix broken things. Me in Belgium…

Biloxi Dumpster waffle

When you take the waitress from the waffle house in biloxi out back to give her a hard pounding over the truck of your 1986 Buick grand national while smoking crystal meth and the tag light illuminates her coochie that resembles a dirty waffle.
Man I went to the waffle house and the waitress gave me the house special a "biloxi dumpster waffle".

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.
Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?