wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt

me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding

by seachips December 27, 2024

Blue waffle

Josh

Josh is a blue waffle because he is a blue waffle

by Shita January 19, 2021

Waffle

To speak like you know what your saying but you are indeed clueless

(1)whos your favorite football player
(2)It's got to be Michael Jordan just the way he moves with the ball and his foot work

Person 2 is waffling

Waffle

by @hvhs_anime September 5, 2021

Waffle Moment

When you feel the need to bully and make fun of other. Extreme dick to other people.

I feel the need to do a Waffle Moment to the person on discord

by anonymous September 7, 2021

Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".

If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!

by heilschnaps May 15, 2023

waffle hoggin

At 3 am when the clubs close. The fatchicks who weren't picked up leave the clubs and go to the waffle house. When guys go to the waffle house to pick up these fat hogs, it's called waffle hoggin'.

Hey Steve, it's 3 a.m. And it's the weekend. Time to go waffle hogging. Steve says: He'll yeah man! And we had better hurry or they'll all be gone.

by Doctord453 September 15, 2013