Tea Throated

The act of inserting testosterone (commonly used in hormone replacement therapy) into one's juul and "vaping". The method is not medically recommended makes one look hella cool in front of one's dudebro friends.

"Man he's hardcore, he just tea throated and then smashed Sally."

by bonding ritual May 27, 2018

Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM

"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians

by EdenXera December 27, 2017

green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!

Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

Green is my tea

Chug vomit, be like Green Is My Tea!!

Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

Tea

Leaf water

Friend: Woah, This tea is so good!

Me: yeah, those leaves really make this water taste good.

by Lmfao22222 January 4, 2018

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020