chocolate mousse pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

party pony pie

A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.

We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!

by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022

Blueberry and creme pie

When a man who had the blues finally gets to creampie again

"Gave Amy a blueberry and creme pie last night!"

by Pseupseudeo February 11, 2022

lay some pie

To have sex with somebody

Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏

by scandalous much March 24, 2022

American Pie Challenge

You have to masturbate with super glue as lube and try to ejaculate as quick as possible before the glue dries

Man I was trying to do the American pie challenge and now I have a dick in my hand permanently

by slumpy4dah2bear0 June 11, 2019

Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)

Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top

by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009

cherry pie payload

What is leftover or the remains from having sex and blowing your load inside a female with heavy menstrual flow.

The cherry pie payload after that sexual storm looked so much like cherry pie someone could confuse the two.

by Bvalds February 6, 2022