When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."

by Capuchin for Hire December 16, 2021

Air Bay

A nickname used to describe a persons' basketball prowess, and over aggresive demeaner, specifically in practices and scimmages; generally a mocking term. Air Bay might Baystyle a team mate in an attempt to injure and replace them on the squad.

The best player on the worst practice squad would be "Air Bay"

by scottyballgame01 August 19, 2008

Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

The Breath Of Fresh Air.

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025

Air Force Day

September 6th is Air Force Day wear them at school take snaps wit your friends

Hey it’s Air Force Day let me take a pic of those

by Air Force God September 05, 2019

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 05, 2021

air opera

yawning. similar to air guitar.

Look, that guy will fall asleep behind weels" "Nah, he's just practicing for the annual air opera contest

by naaaaaagz July 21, 2011