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Get the Dylan mug.The 17 year old teenager who commited the lulziest act of 1999 (Columbine Highschool Massacre) with his best (only) friend, Eric Harris.
After him and Eric put a bullet in the brains of 13 people and setting the cafeteria on fire with their makeshift cocktail bombs, they were finally ready to commit an act of heroism and shoot themselves in the head.
A hilarious fact is that Dylan didn’t die instantly after the shot to his left temple, but instead chocked on his own blood like it was the BBC he would’ve been taking in prison if he didn’t kill himself.
After him and Eric put a bullet in the brains of 13 people and setting the cafeteria on fire with their makeshift cocktail bombs, they were finally ready to commit an act of heroism and shoot themselves in the head.
A hilarious fact is that Dylan didn’t die instantly after the shot to his left temple, but instead chocked on his own blood like it was the BBC he would’ve been taking in prison if he didn’t kill himself.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
Get the Dylan Klebold mug.My cycles is just mixed up for no reason. My hormones have rearranged.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.
by Gweinblydd June 28, 2023
Get the The Dylan sickness mug.Dylan is the super competitive guy who has an above average ability in football. Mostly all of the time he is an absolute jerk but that is compensated by his humor (although it can be an upsetting joke) All Dylan’s are INCREDIBLY terrible at drawing. However, every Dylan can concoct a masterpiece of literature that’s recognised by everyone in their lives. Now to end this definition of a Dylan, they are ALL popular kids for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Classmate 1: Did you see who scored that incredible goal in football?
Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!
Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂
Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!
Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂
by Aphrodite20 May 31, 2024
Get the Dylan mug.A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
by kiteflyer May 31, 2024
Get the Dylan mug.Somebody who is the definition of a bitch ass nigga. One can usually smell it from a mile away. Usually bald but more so a bitch ass nigga.
Man 1: Wow that dude is a Dylan Trenck
Man 2: what is a Dylan trenck?
Man 1: a dylan trenck is a bitch ass nigga
Man 2: what is a Dylan trenck?
Man 1: a dylan trenck is a bitch ass nigga
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