You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
Get the Biscuit Dickmug. You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.
by that guy-007 May 11, 2025
Get the Wet biscuitsmug. Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
by Fuck piss May 5, 2024
Get the Shit on a Biscuitmug. Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
Get the Biscuit Tube PTSDmug. by Foot fungus February 6, 2025
Get the Can of Busted Biscuitsmug. by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023
Get the Derpy Biscuitmug. A large back of chick fil a biscuits that your Uber driver hides behind the Dumpster so your fat ass can eat them after PT.
by moyyom December 13, 2024
Get the Dumpster Biscuitmug.