texas sunset

The color of Jared Padalecki's eyes

Not quite green or blue or gold, Jared's eyes are texas sunset

by Michael F. Phelps August 3, 2016

Texas tattoo

Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.

After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo

by Soggy white bread June 8, 2025

Texas Tiebreaker

A sexual act where a Male takes a shit and piss on the partner's chest and thighs, they then begin to squat down and crow like a rooster. You then tie a cord to the legs and threaten your partner with shitting in their mouth for them to break the cord.

"aww dude, i realllly need a texas tiebreaker!"
"agreed dawg"
"get the cord."

by gloobi November 1, 2025

texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.

I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!

by Plausible Deniability September 27, 2014

texas seven

7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed

The texas seven were pretty badass until them dumbasses killed someone

by latinojodido April 7, 2016

texas curry

The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.

Your girl is great, she made me a nice batch of texas curry last night.

by bad_idea June 20, 2015

Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda

He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.

by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020