russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.

Me: What is a dad?
Dad: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

by Some b0die August 10, 2021

a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation

“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”

by Booland March 23, 2019

dad

someone you fuck every night

fuck me harder, daddy

by ur_daddy April 20, 2018

bestfriends dad

for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.

bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

Dad Coin

A valuable minted coin made from pure dad ashes

Dude did you bring the dad coins?
Alright here's your weed

by TreyOutwoman April 8, 2013