Matt: "They are ok, but the real highlight of my workout occurs after my swim in the locker room when I get to look at all of the snausage. Some mornings I just don't want to leave."
1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws
Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.
2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.
A person with unusually short, stumpy but most importantly wide fingers. The term "Bass Sausages" is derived from how they resemble sausages and are a boon to bass guitar players.