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snausage 

The name describing the male crotch after being fully shaven. See turtle lips for the female definition.
Adam: "So Matt, where do you swim again?"

Matt: "Down at the YMCA by my house."

Adam: "How are the facilities?"

Matt: "They are ok, but the real highlight of my workout occurs after my swim in the locker room when I get to look at all of the snausage. Some mornings I just don't want to leave."

Adam: "Uhhh nevermind..."
snausage by Skeezer September 13, 2003

snausages 

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.
Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)
snausages by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

sausagefestaphobia 

when I go in the mens room and someone is in there I get sausagefestaphobia.

Bass Sausages

A person with unusually short, stumpy but most importantly wide fingers. The term "Bass Sausages" is derived from how they resemble sausages and are a boon to bass guitar players.

Sauage Gravy 

The ejactulation of semen, sperm, cum.
This morning my bitch was complaining there was nothing in the house for breakfast, so I filled that bitch's mouth with some Sauage Gravy.
Sauage Gravy by Dr. Punkinpants April 22, 2009

sausagelike 

vaguely resembling a sausage.
his shlong is very sausagelike
sausagelike by Random August 23, 2004