poop hypnosis

when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping

lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.

by nnylrehteah January 18, 2009

poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.

Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.

by hanxchelx April 23, 2009

Fantasy Pooping

The act of updating/checking your Fantasy football team while pooping.

David added Steve Smith to his lineup while fantasy pooping yesterday.

by JiggaMan321 September 27, 2010

poop-a-loop

something to say to fill in the awkward silence when u dont want to talk to the person talking to you.

Man: how was your day?
Woman: poop-a-loop (shrug)
Man: true

by cahills sunrise April 13, 2008

Poop Lag

When one moves from time zone to time zone and their "body clock" and bowel movement schedules are mixed up.

Jeez Pete, you took forever in there. Pete Yes, my morning constitutional, has become a noon constitutional because of poop lag. I'm not good going west to east.

by malc_o_scribe September 20, 2010

poop chandeleir

when one has an execive amount of ass pubes and he poops and it sticks to his hair, resemling a poop chandaleir

give me a roll of charmin ultra soft, ive gotta poop chandeleir on the ay

by byron and nick June 29, 2009

squeem poop

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".

I put your squeem poop in my mouth.

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007