penis szn

it’s the season for the girls. all they get is penis, all they wear is penis, all they eat is penis, all they feel is well penis. happy penis szn y’all!

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by penisszn November 17, 2019

penis chugger

The name of a bouncer when he kicks you out of a bar.

you, you, yes you... you're a PENIS CHUGGER!!

by cstone12 September 21, 2010

Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

Penis Sanctum

A Penis Sanctum is a reference to a gay mans bedroom.

"Freddy, after a long night of partying, brought Josh back to his Penis Sanctum"

by Zak Heath August 3, 2007

Penis witch

Similar to a swamp donkey, yet unique. Penis witches pray on non-drunken souls, through the use of heavy disguises to spread dick-pestilence to the naive villagers.

"That penis witch road ever broom in town"

by Cdicknell December 16, 2011

echidna penis

A 4-headed penis.

My girlfriend invited 3 other girls when she found out I had an echidna penis.

by JesJesJulio July 11, 2014

buried penis

When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.

He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.

by gsmack April 24, 2014