by Tyson Morgan April 13, 2022
Get the Ball kicksmug. When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
Get the kick in the nutsmug. by Codi-Sarah August 6, 2019
Get the Swift Kickmug. by I_freakin_hate_chihuahuas October 14, 2019
Get the Kick a swede daymug. Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020
Get the kicked open pomegranatemug. Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
Get the Free kick merchantmug. The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.
kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see
kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see
by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025
Get the National Kick Babies Daymug.