Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 22, 2021

Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 22, 2021

Kick start my harley

Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!

So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley

by Moneyseller44 May 08, 2019

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 29, 2024

Wizzle Kick

To go for a pee

I'm off for a Wizzle Kick, hold my drink

by Flo_bot May 25, 2012

ballet kick

A slang for "grand battement": a ballet move similar to standing high kick.

We can rarely see ballet kicks in WWE.

by Drango777 November 29, 2016