Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.

Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.

by Kevin lover December 20, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is something that is bad

Ts video is so Kevin💔

by hudoney April 21, 2025

Kevin Magana

Kevin is big gay. He does loud love to homosexual homosapiens. Although his last name is Magana he is most resembled by the Hindu character "Ravi". Although many women find Kevin attractive, some think he is a piece of shit that looks like a guinea pig. The unfortunate thing is, is that Kevin has chicks on his dick 25/8. However, because Kevin is Big Gay, he does not know how to handle these women. Kevin just wants loud fuck. He does not respect women because he is one of them. The word Kevin is also known as an Ancient Greek wooden dildo. This is quite ironic, considering the fact that Kevin is big gay. Thank you for listening, kevin big gay.

Kevin Magana is big gay. In other words, he loves men.

by Kevdawglovesmen November 1, 2018

kevin L’ing

when one is uncontrollably acts 5 years old when under the influence. also one who owns a business that rhymes with penis.

did u see that kid? he was acting so stupid. he was kevin L’ing. i also heard he owns a business named apenis. what a kevin L. he really holds the L.

by Gbaby1214 May 18, 2019

Kevin

Is a guy full of goodness there is no man full of more goodness. A man with goodness all through is goodness loaded heart.

He is my Kevin. And I love him so very much.

by EmmyLoves KevinForever January 10, 2024

Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

kevin and lorraine

Made in heaven; meant to be together

I want a ‘Kevin and lorraine’ kind of relationship

by Jetfuel08 May 2, 2018