What I call abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025
Get the Fresh Airmug. A closed mouth, varied puff of air involuntarily released as the result of stifling a belly laugh. A reverse snort.
Becky: Uugh, Greg was being hilarious during my super important Zoom call.
Tricia: OMG!!
Becky: I know!! My stomach hurts from holding in my laughs. It was a non-stop barrage of air puffs. SO embarrassing.
Tricia: OMG!!
Becky: I know!! My stomach hurts from holding in my laughs. It was a non-stop barrage of air puffs. SO embarrassing.
by RackHansen June 29, 2022
Get the Air Puffmug. When you are showering with someone and break wind, causing the stench circulate and waft about. Similar to a Dutch Oven, only in the shower.
by Janers August 8, 2023
Get the Air Fryermug. The Seattle term for taking a sip from a water bottle or beverage without one's lips touching the container. Typically referred to as a "waterfall" or "fountain" in other regions.
"Yo, I still got hella water left in my hydroflask"
"Man I'm hella thirsty, let me take an air drink!"
"Man I'm hella thirsty, let me take an air drink!"
by bumberhumpington August 5, 2024
Get the Air drinkmug. An air guitar CHAMPION, he is clearly the GOAT air guitarist and if anyone ever disagrees he will take that air guitar and shove it where the sun don't shine (THE BOOTY FOR THOSE CONFUZZLED)
Hannah; Wow that air-istotle is so HAWT!
Sarah; Oh yeah? Just wait till he shakes that bumbum of his!
Hannah; I hope he will let me bear 20 sons for him! All air guitar champions of course!
Sarah; Too late! He already impregnated ME!
Hannah; Oh yeah? Take this
*Hannah stabs the abdomen repeatedly*
Air-istotle watches secretly, pleased with a humongous boner.
Sarah; Oh yeah? Just wait till he shakes that bumbum of his!
Hannah; I hope he will let me bear 20 sons for him! All air guitar champions of course!
Sarah; Too late! He already impregnated ME!
Hannah; Oh yeah? Take this
*Hannah stabs the abdomen repeatedly*
Air-istotle watches secretly, pleased with a humongous boner.
by airistotleluvr February 28, 2023
Get the Air-istotlemug. by Longer Air May 28, 2019
Get the Longer Airmug. The act of utilizing a straw to blow hot air into your partner's anus for sexual pleasure. Can also be used in preparation for the act of bullfrogging.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a Hot Air Balloon. It adds plenty of hot air to her anal cavity for when she it ready to bullfrog me.
by Bullfrog Ben March 24, 2022
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug.