Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021

will hockey

Will is a little nerd so his name is will hockey, it's so cringe im laughing so hard

will hockeys fat nerd face

by SuperEpic December 6, 2021

Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

by chadd33 January 22, 2022

weeb hackers

The best anime visual novel ever developed.
Life looses meaning after playing it, since there will be nothing greater waiting for you anymore.

i have peaked in life, i played weeb hackers

by Cupcake Awper December 14, 2021

bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.

Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.

by burslem December 24, 2021

Sod Hockey

Shitty golf

The boys and I had a round of sod hockey

by Stkboy April 8, 2022

vinnie hacker level hot

If someone described you as vinnie hacker level hot, you are beyond god. You’ve reached god level of hotness. You are one of the sexiest people alive. Hotter than the sun, freshly baked pizza pockets, concrete on a hot day- you name it. YOU’RE HOTTER THAN EVERYONE BESIDES OTHER VINNIE HACKER LEVEL HOT PEOPLE.

Emma: Woah! you’re vinnie hacker level hot!
Jonathan: Thankyou! you’re Madison Beer level hot.

by choechoe April 24, 2022