god in a can

Meaning the Epitome of Cool

That song's like God in a can its so good

by Taco Mann October 23, 2007

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gods eyebooger

a very annoying person who is not liked by anyone.this is refering to god just flicking them to to earth as a piece of crap.

wow that girl is really gods eyebooger

by royal marine March 11, 2009

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Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.

This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.

by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

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Awesome God

God is terrific! He is all wonderful and totally spectacular! God is an awesome God!

The kids in the Sunday School class loved singing a song telling that God is an awesome God!

by myra jane nelson May 13, 2015

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God-spam

Can take the form of 'inspirational' posts on social media or pamphlets left in a laundromat, a bus/stop, or on a door knob. Always is a nuisance, and always describes God's conditional love for otherwise worthless creations of his own likeness.

I was waiting on the bus and there was god-spam all over the place from the jehova's witness.
I hate Sundays on facebook, my family god-spams everything.

by yaboytofu July 12, 2016

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God on a stick

God on a stick is referring to Christ on the cross or crucifixes.

I don't know why y'all got to steal Yule and Saturnalia from the pagans. Wouldn't it be better to celebrate your god on a stick during the state fair?

by Bittewow November 27, 2018

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