Real ones

There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.

There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Real Rope wrangler

1. A derogatory term used synonymously with a****** Or jerk.
2. Double Autundra referring to hand jobs. Can refer to someone who is bad or good at hand jobs

" She had the hands Of an arm wrestler she was a real rope Wrangler"

" Dawg she so good with her hands she a real rope wrangler "
" chuck's a real rope wrangler for cutting our pay"

by Jonniecack June 7, 2022

The real danger of A.I.

I think that the real danger of A.I. is obsolescence.

Hym "The real danger of A.I. is that once A.I. is capable of performing the same tasks as a computer programmer the profession becomes obsolete. 'Skill with computers' is no longer a thing. Once a person able to tell an A.I. to do anything random thing than any half-rate hacker or computer programmer can do, A.I. becomes the next great equalizer. Why hire game designers or programmers for anything other than oversight when you can just tell an A.I. 'Hey, make a Japanese-style rpg that combines the elements of "Legend of Dragoon" and "Final Fantasy 7" ' and this thing just starts spitting out code."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2023

solma tha real g

solma tha real g, ($olma-s, o.g solma) is one of the most loyal ones out there. it doesnt get realer than her. if you know her, or if youre associated with her, youre lucky asf. she wont switch up ever, she tha biggest balla/rapper, eazy-e can vouch this.

dude #1 - im friends with solma tha real g
dude #2 - damn fr? shes sucha real chola bro
dude #1 - yea! shes never switched up on me bro, she never snitches either

dude #2 - damn shes so gangsta for that

by og-$ December 11, 2021

hang real

Faithful, dependable. Common Rio Linda phrasing.

If she quit talking to George that’s her bad. He’s the only one that would hang real!

by Giant Choad April 21, 2023

bob is real

ThIs Is UsEd In A fNf MoD cAlLeD: "literally every fnf mod ever (Vs Bob)"
You will get this when dying in run lmao very rare stuff

Yooo bob is real?

by LEON_BROTHER April 9, 2022