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fake friends day

on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt
by gæking<3 August 9, 2021
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Fake Brother

I person who cares about you in a brotherly way. Someone who shows you love and hate at the same time. Someone who is overprotective over you about boys. A person who shows you off to all of his friends and tells his family about you. They are also a person who you can talk to and they will comfort you.
That's my brother.
Your blood brother.
No, my fake brother.
Oh well, he treats you like his sister.
by Preiod March 4, 2022
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Fake

1;as in not real

2;as in a fake friend that turns they back on you
1;that barbie doll is so fake

2;kabrina is fake as heck
by Nae London December 27, 2016
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fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.
guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
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fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from
guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!
by gingamear May 25, 2016
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Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
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