In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

by KimmieRose April 22, 2020

Dick Cheney

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009

dick harden

When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard

hi my dick harden is hurting my pubic hair

by dickharden2.4 May 4, 2018

dick snob

A woman who only prefers a above average size penis.

Crystal is such a dick snob, she won't go on a date with a guy unless his dick pic proves he's at least 7 inches or larger!

by SunnySummer March 1, 2017

Dick Smitten

Usually referring to a girl that you gave your dick to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.

Claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah I gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
Sounds like she's Dick Smitten!

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by TSupreme September 26, 2009

dick kegel

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013

Happy Dicks

Were 3 people sit in a triangle shape and toss the next persons dick off and the first persons dick to get happy (cums) loses.

Shall we have a game of happy dicks?

by A.S.8 June 14, 2016