A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEANmug. a bitch who has "anxiety" and if anyone has a lil problem with her she is a 2 yr old and cries and needs her mommy
by lovelife26292056201017 May 15, 2016
Get the fake mm bitchmug. Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.
by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021
Get the Fake Airpods Ownermug. by Tyme da Boss August 3, 2010
Get the Fake mixxmug. A person with an especially long nose; however, gay is not enough to describe them. So, comes the term "FACKING GAY"
by GotchaBeta April 24, 2019
Get the FAKING GAYmug. by LIVY POP May 4, 2022
Get the Fake friendsmug. Taking a vacation somewhere other than where you say you'll go, especially if you try to pass off the fake destination as real.
by Fnordmeister February 25, 2020
Get the fake-ationmug.