Swamp Donkey

A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.

Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.

"There goes a Swamp Donkey! Should we shoot it, or kick it?"

by Slashback October 9, 2009

donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016

donkey

the definition of your mother

you're an absolute donkey

by fbghehhbg March 31, 2022

Pepper Donkey

One of the cutest donkeys known to the golden gates, occasionally wears a fancy hat and is known to to be adorable, fluffy ears and a popular person, pretty cool right? Known to like meese

Have u seen pepper donkey lately? Its his time for :pencil:

by Haz098222 October 28, 2022

Reverse Donkey Style 360

When you’re hitting it From the back, pull out and pull a 360 cumshot on her back.

Chad: Dude last was crazy!
Erik: how?
Chad: I just pulled a reverse donkey style 360!

by General_lee01d April 27, 2021

The Donkey Rock

A mythical creature that is a combination of both rock and donkey. It has the force of a Rock and kicks like a Donkey. It plays with a heart yet plays hard like stone/rock. This crazy breed somehow comes together for the win. The Donkey Rock has earned its place as the mascot of Malverne/East Rockaway's Lacrosse team.

The Donkey Rock quickly sneaked up on its prey (the ball) and continued for its goal.

by erinyyy33 May 27, 2011

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024