Lead Dick

A very hard boner.

Tom: James control your lead dick! That's the third pair of pants you ripped today.
James: I know, if only they had a pill to do the opposite of Viagra.

by 900000000000000 February 24, 2009

dick relish

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009

Dicked Over

When someone is put into a position where they are totally screwed. Often the person responsible for this is awarded the Dick of the Year award.

(while playing mini golf)
Person 1-"Aww, what the hell, your ball is right between mine and the hole!"
Person 2-"Yeah, you really got dicked over on that one."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

dick kegel

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013

eraser dick

A guy who has such a nice penis or is so good in bed that it erases all the bad qualitities about him and you keep going back despite the bad stuff.

I keep putting up with his shit because he's an eraser dick.

by Survivors of Eraser Dicks February 19, 2014

maple dick

When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.

My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.

by sparkyjo December 17, 2014