Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"
by I make bad jokes May 6, 2020
Get the Dadmug. 
(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024
Get the Golden Dadmug. 
by Ghilik November 16, 2018
Get the Dadmug. Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie
Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him
Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢
Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him
Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢
by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 22, 2022
Get the DADmug. 