Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

cuts me

Annoys. Gets under your skin. Aggravates. You understand.

Oh no, here comes that guy again. You wait on him because he cuts me.

by Ger3459 June 11, 2018

Cut Wind

Similar to Cut the cheese, which means to pass gass, fart.

Andrew thought to himself:
-I hope we reach our floor soon, someone cut wind in the elevator and I'm dying.

by Svenpai March 21, 2018

cut

cut means breaking up with somebody in front of everybody!

Serenity just cut Kwasi

by Really101 May 16, 2018

Cut

Michigan/Midwest slang that refers to one's experience using drugs. Being Experienced and knowledgeable with drugs would make one "cut". Likewise, someone who is scared to use drugs such as weed or acid would not qualify as "cut".

He's cut asf, he drove us home last night off a perc

by bandgangornogang July 18, 2019

Budget Cuts

When you just don’t have as much cheddar as you used to.

Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.

by vfuzz March 8, 2019

Cut

Cuts Are when something is damaging with a Knife Or Scissors or any Weapon

I cut my finger by accident last night.

by XxBrizzaxX April 22, 2019