Classy

polite, kind, not crude, sweet.

Sarah and Jolene are classy bitches.

by Shablama September 15, 2010

Cbass

You take this drug through your anus. Then after fifteen minutes you will see your lord and savior in a fish bowl swimming around. Then you will come down with the worst Cluster Headaches. Then commit suicide. This all happens within fifteen minutes of using this drug.

Dude I took some Cbass now I'm tripping fucking bawls. Dude I took some Cbass and i was gone bro.

by hireach May 6, 2013

Santa Claus

Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.

"Ho-ho-hooo-shit" - Santa Claus' last words after be shown a pair of jumper cables.

by A Triad August 23, 2010

sandy claws

Garfield at the beach.

Jon: Hey, ya big dusty tabby-cat! Keep your sandy claws off my beach-towel!

by QuacksO December 3, 2011

classy

somebody that plays sports or that HAS played sports. somebody that has respect. somebody that doesnt get drunk every weekend. somebody that wears polo. somebody that is stylish. somebody that is nice and funny. somebody that isnt a jerk. somebody that isnt a trashy.

justin is a very classy person.

by mowgrass May 24, 2011

classy

adj.
Used sarcastically to describe things of a ghetto or trailer-park nature. Often means the opposite of Paris Hilton's "that's hott."

Keisha: "Do these pink assless pants look good with this see-through purple shirt and these plastic platform heels?"
Rhett: "Yes, they look quite classy!"

Christine: "Shannon, could you grab me that there corndog out of my purse?"
Shannon: "Bringing a corndog to Great Aunt Lizzie's funeral? That's classy Christine, real classy."

by Shannon Barbara Smith December 24, 2008

Classy ladies

1. Skank ass whore.
2. Code word if said lady is within vicinity of conversation and is a whore.
3. Girls of promiscucity, who often engage in sexual intercourse with mulitiple partners, but holds out for higher standard guys.

(While playing kings) "Fours! Classy ladies!!!"

by Porter and Tyler May 6, 2007