Zone out with my bone out

when you are barely hanging on to consciousness after a vigorous session of self-abuse culminating in the orgasmic climax be-gifted to all mankind

Man, last night I went straight home, and after about 25 minutes of web surfing, all I could do was zone out with my bone out!

by Bennjammin October 9, 2017

Fuck my old sea bones

An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.

Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.

"well Fuck my old sea bones"

"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"

by Al8xXx January 12, 2012

Zone out with my bone out

directly after masturbating to internet porn you zone out surfing the web.

wow that was a good jerk off session now what should i do? Think i'll go to facebook and just Zone out with my bone out

by finger roll November 20, 2010

Give me your jaw bone

Oral sex performed on a woman.

"Are you going to give me your jaw bone?" she said.

by Vinbin December 9, 2017

Feed two dogs with one bone

To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."

I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.

by EJ M January 24, 2011

I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.

I am broke. I have no bones!

by Nabeel, January 9, 2009

I'm going to jump your bones

Intercourse. Imma jump and top of you im gonna jump you down to the core, I'm gonna make your bones shake😏

I'm going to jump your bones when we get up stairs

by Your local optometrist April 1, 2023